When you turn thirty-seven:
you shouldn’t be surprised
when people call you sir.
you start to realize that
the body you have now
is probably the one you
are going to be stuck with
the rest of your life.
forty isn’t as far away
as it used to be.
you are now as old
as your parents were
when they were
thirty-seven years old.
you’ll never be cool again
to anyone under eighteen
(not that you ever were).
MTV is younger than you.
if you double your age
you would be older than
that Beatles’ song about
old people who need to be
taken care of.
the poetry you wrote
as a teenager starts
to look pretty good
again (well, some of it
does; the rest looks
like pretentious crap).
retirement is only
thirty-seven years
away!
My thirty-seventh birthday was yesterday (if you want to sing, go right ahead), so this seemed apropos.